My Daughter, The Grand Inquisitor
As any of you with young children are sure to know, they ask questions about everything. And not just one question: It's usually a series of questions about the same exact thing, each question worded slightly differently and each asked in rapid-fire format over and over and over again, until you think you're just going to go insane because you have had to explain 23 times that yes, the evil queen in Snow White disguises herself as a hag to trick Snow White into eating the poison apple and yes, the animals go get the dwarves to save her and no, they don't make it there in time and why, why, WHY???!?