Passenger Questions on Cruises - Funny

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How about some funny comments made by cruise ship passengers?

1) Does the crew sleep on board?

2) Is the island completely surrounded by water?

3) How does the captain know where to go?

4) When the captain is sleeping, who is steering the ship?

5) Does the ship generate its own electricity?

6) What time is the midnight buffet?

7) What do they do with the ice sculptures after it melts?

8) How many fjords to the dollar?

9) What time is the two o'clock tour?

10) How do we know which photographs are ours?

11) I am married, but can I still come to the singles party?

12) Do I put my luggage out before or after I go to sleep?

13) Is an outside cabin outside of the ship?

14) Does the ship have cable TV?